• Secure the Area
• build the Stage
• drive the Forklift
• Work on Stage
• tear the Stage down
• we... drive the Truck, and a Car, and we...
• drive You, and Your Guests, and Your Things around
• tell Your Guests where NOT to go and what NOT to do
• chat with the pissed Rock star

• do the Wardrobe,
• yes, we smile to the Guests
• help the Cook
• serve the Food (and dont eat it before)
• sell the Program
• charge the Ticket (and don't run away with the Money)
• Promote Your Stuff
• we Look Good (at least our Ladies)
• Clean up after the Show

...and Yes! we do wash the tears of your Production Assistants face, just after you told him he was fired. 4-th time Today, ...yes, we do that to...